Funny USA Sex Laws
October 1st, 2008 by The BabeEnjoy:
1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.
2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during
intercourse.
4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.
5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in
Washington, DC.
6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when
his female partner is having an orgasm.
7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver
inside a toll booth.
8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.
10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as
the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
Daddy Was My Secret Lover
July 2nd, 2008 by The Babe
Daddy loves mommy…daddy leaves…daughter finds daddy many years later….daddy loves daughter…whoops, daddy now loves mommy again. This sordid little tale has the makings of a great TV movie.
Chelsea Cummins, now 21, is a top teen athlete from Britain represented the UK in taekwondo at the World Sports championships at Egypt and Korea.
The martial arts star decided to look up her long lost Father, Steven Broomhead, in her teens and they proceeded into an incestuous relationship over a two year period. During this time Miss Cummins aborted a baby after becoming pregnant not knowing if the father was Broomhead or her boyfriend.
It appears she became jealous over her father’s girlfriend and texted him… “You’re in for the biggest shock of your life.”
Chelsea decided to blow the whistle when her father rekindled his relationship with Miss Cummins’ mother and she caught them together.
Apparently she told police that she didn’t look on Broomhead as her father and had sexual feeling for him.
The judge laid the blame solely on Broomhead and sentenced him to three years’ supervision and he was told to attend a sex offenders program.
Technorati Tags: secrets, secret lover, Britain, UK, taekwondo, World Sports, Egypt, Korea, martial arts, incestuous
Farting Contest Between The Sexes
April 24th, 2008 by The BabeVery funny….
Enjoy The Video
VIEW THE VIDEO HERE….
Technorati Tags: pissing contest, farting
Italians Cheat During Their Lunch Hours
April 7th, 2008 by The BabeOnly in Italy… A psychology magazine interviewed more than 1,000 Italians between the ages of 20 to 60 only to discover that many working Italians are more interested in cheating on their partner at lunchtime than grabbing something to eat.
It seems that lunch (between 12:30 and 2:00) accounted for one in three acts of adultery. Regardless of the location, whether in the car, the office or restaurant restroom, it has to be over and done with quickly while everyone else is out to lunch.
One in two of those quizzed claimed to have steadfastly resisted the temptation of sexual infidelity during the course of 2007. Those who were cheating on their partners said they tended to do so with work colleagues or with chance acquaintances.
The only thing I ever “get” for lunch is heartburn but the “getting it over quickly” could probably be applied to most men I know!
Technorati Tags: Italy, Italians, adultery, sexual infidelity, cheating
Is Lust The Reason We Have Extramarital Affairs
March 16th, 2008 by The Babe
There must be a million reasons why partners cheat on one another. Probably the one that stand’s out above all others is Lust! Unfortunately many of us let this primal urge dictate how we conduct outselves towards the people we supposedly love. Extramarital affairs have been around forever.
A recent survey of 10,000 people by the University of Chicago showed that 22% of men and 15% of women admitted cheating at least once during their relationship. So why do they stray?
There usually isn’t one reason why a partner strays from a relationship and there is no blanket profile of the typical cheater.
-
The grass is always greener on the other side - sad but true. What we don’t have looks a lot better than what we have already
-
Men are after the “spice of life” - variety. Men simply appear to want more sex and more satisfying sex
-
Women cheat for emotional reasons, for attention, to be reassured of their desirability or because they fell in love with someone else.
-
Most studies indicate the affair can happen early or late in a relationship, married or unmarried, kids or childless, man or woman, young or old and rich or poor - there are really no factors to dictate if a person is likely to cheat or not.
Technorati Tags: Lust, Extramarital affairs, cheating
Political Sex Scandals We Love
January 16th, 2008 by The Babe
Is there anyone who doesn’t love to watch the powerful fall from grace? Political sex scandals seem particularly exciting when the culprit appears to be hypocritical — an especially anti-gay politician involved in gay sex; a racist politician carrying on an affair with an African-American woman; or, in the case of Eliot Spitzer, an aggressive prosecutor of corruption and immorality, including prostitution rings, caught up in the very same.
Our politicians can often take these affairs to new levels. Sometimes it seems that when politicians hold news conferences, it’s to announce an illicit affair. Here’s a few of my favorite sex scandals:
-
A Revolutionary War-time newspaper articles rumored George Washington had extramarital affairs.
-
Thomas Jefferson was accused of having sex with both his wife’s half-sister and his slave.
-
Alexander Hamilton publicly confessed to an extramarital affair.
-
President Bill Clinton’s affair with his intern Monica Lewinsky. The scandal almost threw Bill Clinton out of the White House. Bill Clinton who told Dan Rather he cheated with Monica Lewinsky “just because he could.”
-
The Governor of New York State, Eliot Spitzer, was forced to step down after his involvement in a prostitution scandal.
-
Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick was charged with perjury in a sexual scandal investigation. Kilpatrick was elected as Detroit Mayor at the age 31. He was the youngest mayor in the United States, and was once considered as a promising political star of the Democratic Party.
-
Former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey who resigned because he cheated on his wife with a male employee who threatened to expose their same-sex affair.
-
Democratic hopeful in 1988, Gary Hart, famously withdrew from the race after being caught in the Donna Rice “Monkey Business” sex scandal
-
Finnish Foreign Minister Ilkka Kanerva made a public apology over his use of taxpayers-funded phone to send about 200 dirty text messages to an erotic dancer Johanna Tukiainen and her sister, as well as his “special relationship” with the Tukiainen sisters.
-
In France, Prime Minister François Mitterrand’s mistress stood next to his wife at his funeral.
-
The Profumo affair developed after Profumo had a brief relationship with a showgirl named Christine Keeler, who was also the mistress of a known Russian spy, and then lied in the House of Commons when he was questioned about it. The scandal forced Profumo to resign and severely damaged the reputation of Prime Minister Harold Macmillan’s government.
Technorati Tags: Political, sex scandals, anti-gay, gay sex, politicians, sex scandals, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Eliot Spitzer, Jim McGreevey, Gary Hart
A Little Married Flirting
September 30th, 2007 by The BabeCould be you’re happily married but it’s nice to think that your “still got it”.
Key signs your flirt target is interested include smiling, extended eye contact and biting or licking the lip. (theirs, not yours…) Another key signal for both sexes is low-level non-sexual touching such as a brush of the elbow, arm or leg.
Preening or grooming behavior (such as smoothing down clothes, reapplying lipstick, running a hand over the hair) is a clear sign someone is interested. For women, the classic flirting move is the crossing or uncrossing of the legs, while men tend to stand a little broader when they’re flirting and throw their shoulders back.
Flirtation just happens, so let it. People in committed relationships, even in early committed relationships, should not be flirting with others in a way that makes their partner uncomfortable.
If your partner tells you about the flirting or you witness your partner flirting and neither of you flinches, the flirtation is OK. Otherwise it is not and you should be rightly bothered. This is, of course, assuming that you are not overly insecure and that you do not view any interaction your partner has with others as flirting.
Vibrator Interferes With Army
September 18th, 2007 by The BabeCheaters Advice
August 28th, 2007 by The BabeHowever ever since I came back he’s been calling. It’s usually regarding work. But in between the “work issues”, we engage in back and forth flirting. We’ve met twice since the business trip and the sex is incredible!
I don’t know what he’s thinking or if he plans to escalate the matter. Am I just another notch on his belt? I thought that I could control myself; but lately my mind is preoccupied with him. I’ve never been unfaithful before, but I can’t stop day dreaming about this man. I know I’m in deep, but l don’t know what to do. Help!
YOU ADORABLE HALF WIT: Did you say . . . . . . . “deep?” Oh, you’re in deep alright — deep in a deliciously lusty, electrifying passionate affair where everybody smells divine, wears expensive underwear, and no kids totter into the bedroom and throw-up on your pillow. It’s all sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, with a little high drama thrown in.
The last thing you want to do is escalate. If you escalate, that means you divorce your husband and marry Mr. Incredible Sex. And when you marry Mr. Incredible Sex, you’ll soon be just as bored and irked with him. And when you get bored and irked with him, you’ll go on a business trip and have an affair with a new Mr. Notch-Belt.
Come on. Your affair may be heartfelt, but the guy’s a cheat, a liar, and a scoundrel. You can go on deceiving your husband, which will lead to divorce, which will in turn destroy the happiness of your children and completely ruin your life. . . . Or, you can do the smart thing: Do not see the seedy little bugger again.