Buy Your Excuse To Cheat
March 3rd, 2007 by The Babe
“Our break-up excuses can minimize suffering, and we can even make up excuses for people who want to date in secret without arousing the suspicions of their mates.”
Ananova, which is a Chinese web portal, has an online shop, called Tuofu — Chinese for “bring fortune to people” — is selling excuses and charges different prices depending on the type of excuse needed.
A marriage excuse costs $200 and an excuse to break off a relationship costs $16.50.
Discounts are available if you buy more than one excuse at a time.
