Jockeys Get A Once Over
August 30th, 2007 by The BabeAnn Chamberlain testified in a March 7 divorce hearing that she ran the test last September on the underwear of Charles Gordon Jr. Asked by his attorney what she found, she answered: “Another female. It wasn’t me.” She said during another hearing that she ran the test on her own time with expired chemicals that were set to be thrown away.
The Michigan State Police, which oversees the Lansing forensics laboratory where Chamberlain worked, announced Tuesday that it had fired her effective Aug. 16 after conducting an internal investigation into violations of department administrative policy.
Dragnet Video For Senator Craig
August 30th, 2007 by The BabeA little humor to the embarrassment and absolute lunacy displayed by Republican Senator Craig yesterday. Turns out this idiot chose not to consult a lawyer before he pleaded guilty – and this man was elected to represent his constituents. It's no wonder the Republican's are in such bad shape. At any rate we found this great video put together by Keith Olbermann.
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Cheaters Advice
August 28th, 2007 by The BabeHowever ever since I came back he’s been calling. It’s usually regarding work. But in between the “work issues”, we engage in back and forth flirting. We’ve met twice since the business trip and the sex is incredible!
I don’t know what he’s thinking or if he plans to escalate the matter. Am I just another notch on his belt? I thought that I could control myself; but lately my mind is preoccupied with him. I’ve never been unfaithful before, but I can’t stop day dreaming about this man. I know I’m in deep, but l don’t know what to do. Help!
YOU ADORABLE HALF WIT: Did you say . . . . . . . “deep?” Oh, you’re in deep alright — deep in a deliciously lusty, electrifying passionate affair where everybody smells divine, wears expensive underwear, and no kids totter into the bedroom and throw-up on your pillow. It’s all sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, with a little high drama thrown in.
The last thing you want to do is escalate. If you escalate, that means you divorce your husband and marry Mr. Incredible Sex. And when you marry Mr. Incredible Sex, you’ll soon be just as bored and irked with him. And when you get bored and irked with him, you’ll go on a business trip and have an affair with a new Mr. Notch-Belt.
Come on. Your affair may be heartfelt, but the guy’s a cheat, a liar, and a scoundrel. You can go on deceiving your husband, which will lead to divorce, which will in turn destroy the happiness of your children and completely ruin your life. . . . Or, you can do the smart thing: Do not see the seedy little bugger again.
Cheating? Delete Those Emails
August 23rd, 2007 by The BabeComputers and mobile phones, the survey reveals, are the new “smoking guns” in relationship breakdowns.
And, some wronged partners don’t even need to go looking for evidence, for four percent of those caught out accidentally forwarded a message from their lover to their partner.
There is a difference when it comes to the ages as well.
People in their 50s are more likely to be caught out with a text or email, than 18 to 24-year-olds who are more likely to clear their inboxes regularly, thus destroying the evidence.
“People seem to forget their internet and mobile phone can become a library of undercover love,” The Sun quoted a spokesman, as saying.
Cheating Wife
August 23rd, 2007 by The Babe“I saved my daughter’s marriage and at the same time, saved myself from a woman who had it all in life but chose another man,” the man, who has since sought to end the marriage, was quoted as telling his lawyer.
Condom Tester
August 18th, 2007 by The BabeStuck Together During Sex
August 18th, 2007 by The BabeA reporter for Kenya’s East African Standard happened to be in the middle of a frenzied mob in front of the Naselica Hotel in downtown Kisumu on May 26, brought together by rumors that an ambulance had been called for a stuck couple.
The reporter was convinced that most in the crowd were true believers, but the hotel manager said one of his competitors probably had planted the rumor, hoping to tie up traffic for the day and to create the impression that the Naselica is unlucky.
Stab Mommy For Daddy
August 18th, 2007 by The BabeShrink VS Shrink
August 18th, 2007 by The BabeDr. David Martorano had sued the UCLA psychiatry department, blaming a loss of promotion on a failed affair with his supervisor, Dr. Heather Krell, who denied the affair, especially Martorano’s claim of oral sex in a parked car. Krell’s witnesses “diagnosed” Martorano with narcissistic personality disorder and being “addicted” to having women fall in love with him. The jury concluded that Krell did have the affair, but did not sexually harass Martorano or sabotage his promotion. [Los Angeles Times