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Jockeys Get A Once Over

August 30th, 2007 by The Babe

A state forensics scientist who said she tested her husband’s underwear for DNA to determine whether he was cheating on her has been fired.

Ann Chamberlain testified in a March 7 divorce hearing that she ran the test last September on the underwear of Charles Gordon Jr. Asked by his attorney what she found, she answered: “Another female. It wasn’t me.” She said during another hearing that she ran the test on her own time with expired chemicals that were set to be thrown away.

The Michigan State Police, which oversees the Lansing forensics laboratory where Chamberlain worked, announced Tuesday that it had fired her effective Aug. 16 after conducting an internal investigation into violations of department administrative policy.

Dragnet Video For Senator Craig

August 30th, 2007 by The Babe

A little humor to the embarrassment and absolute lunacy displayed by Republican Senator Craig yesterday. Turns out this idiot chose not to consult a lawyer before he pleaded guilty - and this man was elected to represent his constituents. It's no wonder the Republican's are in such bad shape. At any rate we found this great video put together by Keith Olbermann.

(If you’re having trouble viewing the video - Sometimes the audio or video content embedded in a web page doesn’t play in Firefox or Mozilla Suite but it works in another browser like Internet Explorer. The MediaPlayerConnectivity extension (available for both Firefox and SeaMonkey) will launch embedded media on a web page using an external media player, without the need for plugins. Go here to get the extension: http://kb.mozillazine.org/Video_or_audio_doesn%27t_play)

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Cheaters Advice

August 28th, 2007 by The Babe

I’m 32 and married with two kids. A couple of months ago I went on a business trip and met a nice guy working in the same field. After three days of him trying to convince me that it’s OK to taste the forbidden fruit, I slept with him. He’s also married with kids and I thought this would be a one-night stand.

However ever since I came back he’s been calling. It’s usually regarding work. But in between the “work issues”, we engage in back and forth flirting. We’ve met twice since the business trip and the sex is incredible!

I don’t know what he’s thinking or if he plans to escalate the matter. Am I just another notch on his belt? I thought that I could control myself; but lately my mind is preoccupied with him. I’ve never been unfaithful before, but I can’t stop day dreaming about this man. I know I’m in deep, but l don’t know what to do. Help!

YOU ADORABLE HALF WIT: Did you say . . . . . . . “deep?” Oh, you’re in deep alright — deep in a deliciously lusty, electrifying passionate affair where everybody smells divine, wears expensive underwear, and no kids totter into the bedroom and throw-up on your pillow. It’s all sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, with a little high drama thrown in.

The last thing you want to do is escalate. If you escalate, that means you divorce your husband and marry Mr. Incredible Sex. And when you marry Mr. Incredible Sex, you’ll soon be just as bored and irked with him. And when you get bored and irked with him, you’ll go on a business trip and have an affair with a new Mr. Notch-Belt.

Come on. Your affair may be heartfelt, but the guy’s a cheat, a liar, and a scoundrel. You can go on deceiving your husband, which will lead to divorce, which will in turn destroy the happiness of your children and completely ruin your life. . . . Or, you can do the smart thing: Do not see the seedy little bugger again.

Cheating? Delete Those Emails

August 23rd, 2007 by The Babe

One in nine adults are caught cheating on their partners because they fail to delete double-crossing emails and text messages. The finding comes from a new poll of 2,000 adults by moneysupermarket.com that found that emails and texts are the modern equivalent for the lipstick on the collar that once confirmed a wife’s suspicion that her hubby was playing the field

Computers and mobile phones, the survey reveals, are the new “smoking guns” in relationship breakdowns.

And, some wronged partners don’t even need to go looking for evidence, for four percent of those caught out accidentally forwarded a message from their lover to their partner.

There is a difference when it comes to the ages as well.

People in their 50s are more likely to be caught out with a text or email, than 18 to 24-year-olds who are more likely to clear their inboxes regularly, thus destroying the evidence.

“People seem to forget their internet and mobile phone can become a library of undercover love,” The Sun quoted a spokesman, as saying.

Cheating Wife

August 23rd, 2007 by The Babe

An Israeli man had his daughter followed at the request of his son-in-law, who had been suspicious of his wife’s behaviour. The daughter was found innocent of cheating on her husband, but the private investigator managed to snap photographs of the mother and another man caught in the act.

“I saved my daughter’s marriage and at the same time, saved myself from a woman who had it all in life but chose another man,” the man, who has since sought to end the marriage, was quoted as telling his lawyer.

Condom Tester

August 18th, 2007 by The Babe

Robert Theriault, 49, a courthouse security officer in Concord, N.H., was convicted in April of persuading a couple that he was a tester for an insurance company and would pay them $20 to have sex in front of him so he could evaluate a certain bedsheet and condom. [Concord Monitor]

Stuck Together During Sex

August 18th, 2007 by The Babe

One of the standard “panic” rumors that throw some African villages into turmoil is the report that a couple (usually unmarried and therefore deserving of bad fortune) has become stuck together during sex and cannot be unstuck without medical attention.

A reporter for Kenya’s East African Standard happened to be in the middle of a frenzied mob in front of the Naselica Hotel in downtown Kisumu on May 26, brought together by rumors that an ambulance had been called for a stuck couple.

The reporter was convinced that most in the crowd were true believers, but the hotel manager said one of his competitors probably had planted the rumor, hoping to tie up traffic for the day and to create the impression that the Naselica is unlucky.

Stab Mommy For Daddy

August 18th, 2007 by The Babe

In Bridgeport, Conn., in March, Fermin Rodriguez, 21, was charged with assault for stabbing his wife several times (after an argument over her alleged infidelity); police said that following his attack, he apparently handed his knife to the couple’s 2-year-old son and said, “Now, you stab Mommy.”

Shrink VS Shrink

August 18th, 2007 by The Babe

A jury in Los Angeles listened to nine psychiatrists testify, along with other witnesses who openly described their sex lives, before finally deciding that neither party in the shrink-vs.-shrink contest was all that emotionally healthy.

Dr. David Martorano had sued the UCLA psychiatry department, blaming a loss of promotion on a failed affair with his supervisor, Dr. Heather Krell, who denied the affair, especially Martorano’s claim of oral sex in a parked car. Krell’s witnesses “diagnosed” Martorano with narcissistic personality disorder and being “addicted” to having women fall in love with him. The jury concluded that Krell did have the affair, but did not sexually harass Martorano or sabotage his promotion. [Los Angeles Times