Bizarre Love Triangle
February 28th, 2007 by The BabeA man’s wife and lover are dead following a murder suicide in the parking lot of The Best Little Warehouse in Texas.
The bodies of the two women, the wife and the mistress were found by police in two separate cars.
Police say 58 year old Gloria Garza Diaz, was allegedly having an affair with another woman’s estranged husband. The wife, 55 year old Alma Calzontzint shot Diaz then took the gun and shot herself in the heart.
Hell Hath No Fury……
Dream’ husband shows worthiness over Internet affair
February 28th, 2007 by The BabeSleepless in Hamilton
Dear Sleepless in Hamilton: Wake up and apologize to your husband. Your “fantasy” is hurtful reality. “Internet Guy” has no other place in your life than the fleeting moments of sex. He hasn’t looked after you and truly loved you. Your only connection was a temporary escape from real life - and you know little about him. By contrast, your husband has clearly lived up to all his responsibilities to you, along with your dreams of him. You’ll be lucky if he’s willing to continue. Be prepared - he may want to know a lot about why you cheated and how it happened. Spare him the lurid details but know that he needs enough information to put this behind him and not obsess about it. See below for more cheating “reality.”
Ten Ways To Tell A Man His Fly Is Unzipped
February 27th, 2007 by The Babe- The cucumber has left the salad.
- I can see the gun of Navarone.
- Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
- You’ve got Windows on your laptop.
- Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.
- Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
- The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
- Dr. Kimble has escaped!
- I’m talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
- Men are From Mars, I Can See Your Penis
Spying, Sex, Lies And A Suspicious Husband
February 26th, 2007 by The BabeTara Lynn Grant has been missing since February 9th and with her cell phones and credit
Tara Lynn’s husband, Stephen Grant wrote this to one of his former girlfriends
“I think of marriage vows like speed limits,” one e-mail to the ex-girlfriend said. “Sometimes you have to break them, and sometimes you get caught. You just need to keep an eye on the road to avoid detection.”
The Mad Wife
February 26th, 2007 by The Babe“Arsenic? What do you want arsenic for?” asks the pharmacist.
“It’s for my husband,” she replies.
“Your husband?” exclaims the pharmacist, “I hope you don’t mean what I think you mean!”
She just nods.
“Well, lady,” he replies, “I’m an honest man. I can’t sell you arsenic, I wouldn’t if I could, and I don’t know what made you think you could just stroll into a respectable store and expect me to sell you arsenic!”
She doesn’t say a word. She just reaches into her purse, fishes out a photograph, and hands it to the pharmacist. It is a picture of her husband, in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist slowly looks up over the counter, and then straight at her. “Lady,” he says, “why didn’t you tell me you had a prescription?”
Financial Secrets Ruin Marriages
February 25th, 2007 by The BabeFinancial cheating between couples might be a precursor to deeper problems and even divorce, says B.C. legal expert Lorne MacLean… This great little article suggests that people who feel the need to be secret with their spouses have relationship weaknesses that should be addressed.
My therapist and I both feel I’m making great progress
February 22nd, 2007 by The BabeDear Lost Out: You’re wise to probe what caused you to cheat; the learning will help you in any future relationship. However, you may have to accept the end of this one. Do not keep pursuing your ex-boyfriend; let him know that you’ll respect his wishes but the door is open for him to make contact. If he does want to renew the relationship in a while, I suggest you start with some counseling together to talk about trust and how to move forward without being shadowed by this past mistake.
The Nose Knows
February 22nd, 2007 by The Babe“I’m sorry, sir, but I am blind and can’t read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I’ll smell it and order from there.”
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man’s table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.
“Ah, yes, that’s what I’ll have — meatloaf and mashed potatoes.”
Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner’s wife. He tells her what had just happened.
The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again.
“Sir, remember me? I’m the blind man.”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t recognize you. I’ll go get you a dirty fork.”
The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.
After another deep breath, the blind man says, “That smells great. I’ll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli.”
Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he’s going to test him.
The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen.
He tells his wife, “Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man.”
Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
“Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you.”
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, “Hey I didn’t know that Mary worked here…”
Adult Sex Site Surfer Sues IBM
February 21st, 2007 by The BabeApparently Pacenza was told by his employers that he could lose his job after an incident four months prior to his dismissal. IBM is stating that their policy on surfing adult sex sites is very clear..
Until he was fired, Pacenza was making $65,000 a year operating a machine at a plant in East Fishkill that makes computer chips.
If it goes to trial, the case could affect how employers regulate Internet use that is not work-related, or how Internet overuse is categorized medically. Stanford University issued a nationwide study last year that found that up to 14 percent of computer users reported neglecting work, school, families, food and sleep to use the Internet.
Pacenza, who has a wife and two children, said using the Internet at work was encouraged by IBM and served as “a form of self-medication” for post-traumatic stress disorder. He said he tried to stay away from chat rooms at work, but that day, “I felt I needed the interactive engagement of chat talk to divert my attention from my thoughts of Vietnam and death.”
“I was tempting myself to perhaps become involved in some titillating conversation,” he said in court papers.
Pacenza said he was called away before he got involved in any online conversation. But he apparently did not log off, and when another worker went to Pacenza’s station, he saw some chat entries, including a vulgar reference to a sexual act.
He reported his discovery to his boss, who fired Pacenza the next day.
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Can You Save Your Relationship With Extramarital Sex?
February 18th, 2007 by The BabeDid You Know? 22% of men, and 14% of women have strayed at least once during their marriages. Peoples’ online activities are also being used against them in divorce cases. Almost 80% of US attorneys said that incriminatory emails had been part of divorce proceedings.