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Talk Show Tricks Cheating Husband Into Confessing

October 7th, 2008 by The Babe

 This has to be one of the funniest youtube clips on the perils of cheating on your spouse.

A Indian bride calls into a local radio station to complain that she believes her husband  is cheating….

After the station calls the cheating husband and tricks him into confessing to an extramarital affair (the wife is listening), all hell breaks loose on the radio.

Funny - Very funny

 

 

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Funny USA Sex Laws

October 1st, 2008 by The Babe

The United States has some of the funniest sex laws on the books.

Enjoy:

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during
intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in
Washington, DC.

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when
his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver
inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as
the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

You Are Probably Dating A Liar

July 14th, 2008 by The Babe

Liar Lair - pants on fire!

Experts say, more than 90 percent of people lie in their online dating profiles. You can’t be shocked at the numbers. After all, what does it hurt to stretch the truth a little? Well sometimes more than a little.

Men tend to lie most about their relationship status. Why else do you think we have so many popular adult dating catering to cheating husbands? They also lie about their income and their education.

On adult dating sites such as Adult Friendfinder you’ll find men lying about the size of their penis. GASP! The lying bastards.

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They also lie about their height. This little tidbit has been researched worldwide and it’s a common phenomenon. Usually men overestimate their height by at least an inch. (They must be using the same measuring tape when they give you the size of their penis.)

Because being six feet tall seems to be a benchmark for men, men who are shorter than six feet have a strong desire to present themselves as taller than they really are. But men who are six feet or taller don’t feel the same need to lie. Men who are 5′11″ only lie by one inch, but men who are 5′10″ will sometimes lie by two inches so they can hit that magical six foot mark.

Women Are Liars Too!

We’re not letting the single women off the hook. Their biggie is lying about their weight. The ladies tend to deduct more weight depending on their age. For the 20 something crowd five pounds will do. Once the women hit the magic 30 or 40 mark they’re liable to deduct up to fifteen pounds. Many online dating services are now changing the way they handle the issue of weight, asking for a general body type (i.e. thin, athletic, a little overweight, etc.) instead of an actual weight.

You won’t be shocked to find out that the majority of women online are lying about their age. Usually they’re only taking off a few years.

Women don’t tend to lie about their relationship status they way men do. All in all (except for the weight issue) they tend to be more honest.

So what have we discovered. Not only do men and women lie about their marital status, it appears they lie about everything else too. Keep the lights off in the bedroom

Find Yourself A Secret Lover!

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Daddy Was My Secret Lover

July 2nd, 2008 by The Babe

There are secrets and then there are secrets that make the newspapers. This is not your typical family and they have taken the term secret lover to an all new dimension

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Chelsea Cummins Should Have Used Some Of Her Martial Arts Skills To Keep Daddy Away

Daddy loves mommy…daddy leaves…daughter finds daddy many years later….daddy loves daughter…whoops, daddy now loves mommy again. This sordid little tale has the makings of a great TV movie.

Chelsea Cummins, now 21, is a top teen athlete from Britain represented the UK in taekwondo at the World Sports championships at Egypt and Korea.

The martial arts star decided to look up her long lost Father, Steven Broomhead, in her teens and they proceeded into an incestuous relationship over a two year period. During this time Miss Cummins aborted a baby after becoming pregnant not knowing if the father was Broomhead or her boyfriend.

It appears she became jealous over her father’s girlfriend and texted him… “You’re in for the biggest shock of your life.”

Chelsea decided to blow the whistle when her father rekindled his relationship with Miss Cummins’ mother and she caught them together.

Apparently she told police that she didn’t look on Broomhead as her father and had sexual feeling for him.

The judge laid the blame solely on Broomhead and sentenced him to three years’ supervision and he was told to attend a sex offenders program.

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Infidelity Ends Shania Twains Marriage

May 21st, 2008 by The Babe

Once again infidelity rears it’s ugly head and the consequences are hard for Canadian born country singer, Shania Twain and her six year old son.

Rumor has it that Shania’s […] Continue Reading…

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Housewife Awakes To Naked Stranger In Her Bed

May 15th, 2008 by The Babe

If you can get your husband to believe this tale…. you have my endless admiration.

A Malaysian woman woke in the night to find that a naked man (not […] Continue Reading…

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The Movie That Stopped Men From Having Affairs

May 9th, 2008 by The Babe

Who can forget the 1987 film “Fatal Attraction” starring Glenn Close and Michael Douglas. The film depicts Glenn terrorizing Douglas and his family after they have a brief […] Continue Reading…

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Cheating Wife Faces Years In Prison

May 3rd, 2008 by The Babe

In late 2006, Darrell Roberson came home from a late-night card game to find his scantily clad wife with another man in a pickup truck in the driveway. […] Continue Reading…

Farting Contest Between The Sexes

April 24th, 2008 by The Babe

Guys know about pissing contests. Here’s a new video on a group of men and women who meet in a bathroom and a harmonious farting contest develops.

Very funny….

Enjoy The […] Continue Reading…

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Italians Cheat During Their Lunch Hours

April 7th, 2008 by The Babe

Only in Italy… A psychology magazine interviewed more than 1,000 Italians between the ages of 20 to 60 only to discover that many working Italians are more […] Continue Reading…

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